Crap Divination: The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes


SKU: 9780753734674
Author: Pyramid
Publication Date: 11/16/2021
Publisher: Pyramid Publishing (OH)
Binding: Hardcover
Media: Book
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A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.

But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.

Within these pages lies the turd-teller’s Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer’s friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer’s pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.