Santa Is a Vampire

$15.99

SKU: 9781949909456 Categories: , , , , ,
Author: Serbu, Damian
Publication Date: 11/19/2018
Publisher: Ninestar Press, LLC
Binding: Paperback
Media: Book
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Description

Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.