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Wildwood, New Jersey. College athlete Rowan Anderson was raised by the Internet, PlayStation 3, “Jersey Shore”, Morey’s Piers and a mother obsessed with Bollywood movies and “Sex and the City”. Nothing in his life is unordinary-he is the captain of a soccer team, listens to relatively “okay” music, parties a relatively “okay” amount, hasn’t gotten over his ex two years later after the breakup, went to prom with someone he didn’t like, had the average teenage boy’s Modest Mouse prom depression, gets hard embarrassingly fast (courtesy of years of possible porn addiction), most definitely has an eating problem, and things are not looking bright in the dating department-the ruthless duty of a 21-year-old. However, all it takes for Rowan’s routine to crash over him is an unfortunate porn site search, because, despite the somewhat eventful life he has been leading, no one taught him how to cope with his soccer coach being a porn star.