Kory Miles has a secret. No matter what his fellow waiters at the Whine 'n' Dine think, he is really the mastermind behind the popular E-male dating web site. But when he enters into a mysterious business deal with Zac Djorvzac, the bitter and jaded owner of Djorvzac Travel, they embark on a wild trip from the city to the suburbs to a tropical circuit party. With a box-dancing contest, conspiring contestants and a whole group of boys gone wild, will Kory be able to create a romantic tourist getaway over the internet? Will he be able to match up the real world and online make-believe? And when the truth won't compute, will he be able to resist his own matchmaking system?